Somehow, Arnold Schwarzenegger Fighting Zombies In Maggie Is Underwhelming

It's strange how cinematic math doesn't always add up. I mean, Kevin James as a bumbling security guard bouncing into things trying to be funny should be box office poison, while Arnold Schwarzenegger tackling zombies should be every 80's action fan's fantasy come true. But if we all knew the answers to Hollywood's equations, then the world would be a dull place, which is why Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 has probably already grossed more than $50 million, and Maggie is unforgivably underwhelming. Maggi...